Sunday, April 24, 2011

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hae

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta h kuch aisa ho jaye.. Fir se sab dost ikhhatte ho jaye.. Paper ho per result na aaye.. Bus mai baithe aur college na aaye. Picnic jaye aur wapis na aaye. Hafte me 3 din ho or fir 1 sunday aaye. Hum bilkul naa padhe or pass ho jaye. Ab zid b apni , sapne b apne , kis se kahu kya chahiya mujhe, Manzeeli ko dhundhte hum kaha kho gaye kyu hum itne bade ho gaye kyo kyo kyo.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Dear God, I pray for a cure for cancer.

Friday is world cancer day -

I'd appreciate it if you will forward this request



A small request.. Just one line.

Dear God, I pray for a cure for cancer. 



The surprising benefits of lemon!
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Read carefully & you be the judge.
Lemon
(Citrus) is a miraculous product to kill cancer cells. It is 10,000 times stronger than chemotherapy.
Why do we not know about that? Because there are laboratories interested in making a synthetic version that will bring them huge profits. You can now help a friend in need by letting him/her know that lemon juice is beneficial in preventing the disease. Its taste is pleasant and it does not produce the horrific effects of chemotherapy. How many people will die while this closely guarded secret is kept, so as not to jeopardize the beneficial multimillionaires large corporations? As you know, the lemon tree is known for its varieties of lemons and limes. You can eat the fruit in different ways: you can eat the pulp, juice press, prepare drinks, sorbets, pastries, etc... It is credited with many virtues, but the most interesting is the effect it produces on cysts and tumors. This plant is a proven remedy against cancers of all types. Some say it
is very useful in all variants of cancer. It is considered also as an anti microbial spectrum against bacterial infections and fungi, effective against internal parasites and worms, it regulates blood pressure which is too high and an antidepressant, combats stress and nervous disorders.
The source of this information is fascinating: it comes from one of the largest drug manufacturers in the world, says that after more than 20 laboratory tests since 1970, the extracts revealed that:
It destroys the malignant cells in 12 cancers, including colon, breast, prostate, lung and pancreas ... The compounds of this tree showed 10,000 times better than the product Adriamycin, a drug normally used chemotherapeutic in the world, slowing the growth of cancer cells. And what is even more astonishing: this type of therapy with lemon extract only destroys malignant cancer cells and it does not affect healthy cells.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Chak de india

pehle haraya.......

goro ko...

phir haraya......

haramkhoro ko...

aaj haraya.....

sita maa k choro ko...

"Chak de india"



"M" is lucky for India~ M for MS Dhoni~ M for Mirpur....! India beat Bangladesh~ M for M Chinnaswamy stadium....India beat Ireland~ M for MA Chidambram stadium....India beat West Indies~ M for Motera.....India beat Australia , Next stop........M for Mohali & M for Mumbai.....:)

GIVE IT A THOUGHT!!!!!!!

Forgiving or punishing

the terrorists

is left to God.

But,

fixing their appointment

with God

is our responsibility


- Indian Army


Updated statement for this in S/W INDUSTRY........

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Forgiving or punishing

the Developer

is left to Manager.

But,

fixing their appointment

with Manager

is our responsibility


- Tester

We all knew that..... but this one is for the finishing touch, damn
good.
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Forgiving or punishing

the Manager

is left to Client.

But,

fixing their appointment

with Client

is our responsibility


-
Developer :)