Monday, November 21, 2011

A Father's Love

Years ago, there was a very wealthy man who, with his devoted young son, shared a passion for art collecting. Together they traveled around the world, adding only the finest art treasures to their collection. Priceless works by Picasso, Van Gogh, Monet, and many others adorned the walls of their family estate.
The widowed elderly man looked on with satisfaction as his only child became an experienced art collector. The
son's trained eye and sharp business mind caused his
father to beam with pride as they dealt with art
collectors around the world.

As winter approached, war engulfed their nation, and the young man left to serve his country. After only a few short weeks, the elderly man received a telegram that his beloved son was missing in action. The art collector anxiously awaited more news, fearing he would never see his son again.
Within days his fears were confirmed. The young man had died while rushing a fellow soldier to a medic. Distraught and lonely, the old man faced the upcoming Christmas holidays with anguish and sadness. The joy of the season-a season that he and his son had so looked forward to in the past-would visit his house no longer.
On Christmas morning, a knock on the door awakened the depressed old man. As he walked to the door, the masterpieces of art on the walls only reminded him that his
son was not coming home. He opened the door and was greeted by a soldier with a large package in his hand.

The soldier introduced himself to the old man by saying, "I was a friend of your son. I was the one he was rescuing when he died. May I come in for a few moments? I have something to show you." As the two began to talk, the soldier told of how the man's son had told every one of his-and his father's-love of fine art work. "I'm also an artist," said the soldier, "and I want to give you this." As the old man began to unwrap the package, paper gave way to reveal a portrait of the man's son.
Though the world would never consider it a work of genius, the painting featured the young man's face in striking detail.

Overcome with emotion, the old man thanked the soldier, promising to hang the portrait above the fireplace. A few hours later, after the soldier had departed, the old man set about his task. True to his word, the painting went above the fireplace, pushing aside thousands of dollars worth of paintings. And then the old man sat in his chair and spent Christmas gazing at the gift he had been given.
During the days and weeks that followed, the man learned that his son had rescued dozens of wounded soldiers before a bullet stilled his caring heart. As the stories of his son's gallantry continued to reach him, fatherly pride and satisfaction began to ease his grief, as he realized that, although his son was no longer with him, the boy's life would live on because of those he had touched.
The painting of his son soon became his most prized possession, far eclipsing any interest in the priceless pieces for which museums around the world clamored. He told his neighbors it was the greatest gift he had ever received. The following spring, the old man became ill and passed away. The art world was in anticipation, since, with the old man's passing, and his only son dead, those paintings would be sold at an auction. According to the will of the old man, all of the art works would be auctioned on Christmas Day, the way he had received his greatest gift.
The day finally arrived and art collectors from around the world gathered to bid on some of the world's most spectacular paintings. Dreams could be fulfilled this day; greatness could be achieved as some could say," I have the greatest collection." The auction began with a painting that was not on any museum list... It was the painting of the old man's son. The auctioneer asked for an opening bid, but the room was silent.

"Who will open the bidding with $100?" he asked. Moments passed as no one spoke. From the back of the room came, "Who cares about that painting? It's just a picture of his son. Let's forget it and get on to the good ones." More voices echoed in agreement. "No, we have to sell this one-first," replied the auctioneer. "Now who will take the son?"
Finally, a friend of the old man spoke. "Will you take $10 for the
painting? That's all I have. "Will anyone go higher?" called the
auctioneer. After more silence he said, "Going once, going twice...
Gone!" The gavel fell. Cheers filled the room and someone shouted, "Now we can get on with it and bid on these treasures!"

The auctioneer looked at the audience and announced that the auction was over. Stunned disbelief quieted the room. Then someone spoke up and asked, "What do you mean it's over? We didn't come here for a portrait of some old man's son! What about all of the other paintings? There are millions of dollars worth of art work here. We demand an explanation!"
The auctioneer replied, "It's very simple. According to the will of the father, whoever takes the son...gets it all."

Just as the art collectors discovered on that day...The message is still the same...the love of the Father....a Father whose son gave his life for others...And because of that Father's love...Whoever takes the Son gets it all.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Guru Nanak Birth Anniversary

Ik Onkaar (There is only one God)
Sat Naam (Truth is his name)
Kartaa Purakh (He is the creater)
Nirbhao (He is without fear)
Nirvair (He is without hate)
Akaal Moorat (He is timeless and without form)
Ajoonee Saibhang (He is beyond birth and death. The enlightened one)
Gur Parsaad (He can be known by the Gurua's grace)
Jap (Embrace his meditation)
Aad Sach (He was present in the beginning)
Jugaad Sach (He was present before the yugas [ages] began)
Hai Bhee Sach (He is present now)
Naanak Hosee Bhee Sach (Guru Nanak Devji says that he shall certainly be present in the future)

Wishing you and your family a Happy and Peaceful GuruPurab (Guru Nanak Birth Anniversary).

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Wife N Husband



Wife: Can you help me in garden??

Husband: What do you think, I'm Gardener..??

Wife: Can you fix door handle??

Husband: What do you think, I'm a Carpenter..??

In the Evening when husband came from the work, He saw everything has been fixed..!!

He asked: Who fixed this..??

Wife: "our Neighbour but he gave me 2 options..!!

Either I should give him burger or a kiss..!!

Husband: I'm sure you must have given a burger..!!

Wife: What do You think, I'm Mc'Donald's..?? :P :D

A Silly Tourist N A Boat Guy



A silly tourist asked a boat guy:

do u know Biology , psychology , geology , geography?

boat guy: NO
... ...
No to all questions.

tourist:> what the hell u know on this face of earth you will die of illiteracy !!!!

After a while boat started sinking so boat man asked the tourist :

Do u know swimology and Escapology from crocodilogy ?

Tourist :> NO

boat guy replied:> Well you will Drownology and crocodilogy will eat

your bodiology and and u will dieology becoz of your

badmouthology !!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 28, 2011

~ SCHOOL LIFE ~

~ SCHOOL LIFE ~

Most Irritating Moment -
Morning Alarm...

... ... Most Difficult Task -
To Find Socks...

Most Dreadful Journey -
Way To Class...

Most Lovely Time -
Meeting Friends...

Most Tragic Moment -
Surprise Test In 1st Period...

Most Wonderful News -
Teacher Is Absent...

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Life Isn't About You

Life Isn't About A Handsome Guy Or A Cute Girl By Your Side,
But
About An Idiot Friend With Whom You Can Discuss All Thingz About The Handsome Guy Or Cute Girl :P

It Isn't About Nokia, Sony Ericsson Or Iphone,
But
About The Last Battery Point Present When You Have To Say Something Special To Somebody :)

It Isn't About 10 Hourz Work,
But
About The 15 Minute Break B-)

It Isn't About Wishing A Friend On Birthday,
But
About Handling Ur Frnd Aftr Forgeting It ;)

Life Is About All The Small Moments You Live Daily..

The More You Enjoy Life, The More Life Gives You The Reason To Enjoy!♥
 

Thursday, September 29, 2011

The Dumb Truck Drivers

Zek and Luke went to a trucking company to apply for a "Team" truck driving job. The personnel manager decided, after talking to them both that they weren't the sharpest knives in the drawer. He decides to interview them separately. He first interviews Zek. After 15 minutes he completes the interview. Zek barely passes. Next he interviews Luke. He begins by asking the usual transportation related questions. Luke also barely passes.

The personnel manager next interviews them together. He presents them with this potential problem: Now Zek and Luke, lets say that you two are a driving team. One of you is driving the rig and the other is asleep in the back. You are going down this very steep hill with sixty thousand pounds of steel on the truck. All of a sudden your breaks go out and your speed is increasing. What would be the first thing you'd do ?

About a minute passes and there was no answer. Then, all of a sudden Luke spoke up.

"I know, I know, I know the first thing I'd do". The personnel manager says "yes Luke, what is the first thing you'd do?" Luke says, "I'd wake Zek up." The personnel manager replies, "WHAT ! "Why would you wake Zek up ?"

Coos, says Luke, "He ain't never seen no big accident before!"

Sunday, May 15, 2011

IT Guys

Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate," says

the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous girl in a bar."

"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.

"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks and then she suddenly asked me to make her feel special"



"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.

" then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop"

"Really? You got a new Laptop? What configuration?"

"It's a 4 GB DDR3 RAM and mobile internet connectivity card and
500GB HARDDISK!!"

“Does it have WiFi too?!”
“YeaH!! Its even got a NVIDIA Graphics Card.. .. 24x DVD-Writer.. .. bla bla bla……………….” :-D

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Think Different....... Interesting

1 Think Different....... Interesting

Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round.....
No one will GET second chance to impress....
Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ...


Question 1:



What will you do if I run away with your sister?"



The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir"





Question 2:



Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant Girl ?



- I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.



Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked




Question 3:



Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?



Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea" and got selected.



You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.



(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U -alphabet) Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet), Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"




Question 4:



Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"?



People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mithila [Janaki's place], Lanka etc...



But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura. In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar.



So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!





Question 5:



You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:



-- An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
-- An old friend who once saved your life.
-- The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.



Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?



This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.



* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;
* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.
* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again...



The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?



He simply answered:



"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."



Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."




Question 6:



The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files."



Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table.



Interviewer asked "how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table", then he answers quickly that "sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask"....



And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness.



This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ....



"THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX"


The Best job in life is.... finding your Own Answers !!

Monday, May 2, 2011

Nice one in Gujarati!!

શરીરવાળા ગુજરાતીઓ માટે કસરત એટલે જમ્યા પછી પાનના ગલ્લા સુધી ચાલતાં જવું તે. મોઢામાં પાન કે મસાલો દબાવી કલાકો સુધી વિષયવિહીન ચર્ચાઓ કરવામાં ગુજરાતીઓની માસ્ટરી છે. પાનના ગલ્લા અને ચાની કીટલીઓ એ ગુજરાતીઓ માટે વૈચારિક આદાન-પ્રદાન માટેના આદર્શ સ્થાનકો છે. સાચો સમાજવાદ આ બે જગ્યાઓએ જ જોવા મળે છે. અહીંયા ગાડી,સ્કૂટરવાળા સાથે જ મજૂર પણ ઊભો રહી ચા પીતો હોય છે. (આ વાત પર બે કટિંગ ચા થઈ જાયહોં ભઈ!)
દરેક ગુજરાતી મા-બાપને તેમના સંતાનોને ડોક્ટરએન્જિનિયર કે સી.એ. બનાવવામાં જ રસ હોય છે. સંતાનોની કરિયર મા-બાપ જ નક્કી કરે છે. કોઈ ગુજરાતી મા-બાપને એવું કહેતા સાંભળ્યા નથી કે 'મારે મારા દીકરાને કલાકાર બનાવવો છેમારે મારી દીકરીને ચિત્રકાર બનાવવી છે,મારો દીકરો ફોજમાં જશેમારી દીકરીને એથ્લિટ બનાવવી છેમારા દીકરાને ફેલ્પ્સ જેવો તરવૈયો બનાવવો છે.' (નાટક-ચેટકકવિતાસાહિત્ય-લેખનના રવાડે ચઢેલા છોકરાંવને તો આઉટલાઈનના કહેવાય છેહોં ભઈ !)
રૂપિયા કમાવા સિવાય બીજો કોઈ પણ શોખ ન ધરાવતા ગુજરાતીઓનો એક શોખ ખૂબ જાણીતો છે રજાઓમાં ફરવા જવાનો અને તે પણ સાથે ખૂબ બધા નાસ્તા લઈને. જ્યારે અને જ્યાં પણ ફરવા જઈએ ત્યારે ડબ્બાઓના ડબ્બા ભરીને સેવમમરા,ઢેબરાં,ગાંઠિયાંપૂરીઓઅથાણાંસાથે લઈને નીકળીએ છીએ. ઘર બદલ્યું હોય એટલો બધો સામાન લઈ ટ્રેનમાં ખડકાઈએ છીએ અને ટ્રેન ઉપડે કે પંદર જ મિનિટમાં રાડારાડી કરતાં નાસ્તાઓ ઝાપટવા મંડીએ છીએ અને ઢોળવા મંડીએ છીએ. ગુજરાતીઓના ફરવાના શોખના કારણે પરદેશની ટૂરમાં ગુજરાતી થાળી મળતી થઈ ગઈ છે. જો ગુજરાતીઓ ફરવાનું બંધ કરી દે તો બધી જ ટ્રાવેલ્સ એજન્સીઓ અને પેકેજ ટૂરકપલ ટૂરવાળાઓનું ઉઠમણું થઈ જાય. (આપણે ફરવાની સાથે ફરવાની સલાહ આપવાના પણ શોખીન છીએ. નવસારી સુધી પણ નહીં ગયેલો માણસ નૈનિતાલ કેવી રીતે જવું તેની સલાહ આપી શકેહોં ભઈ!)
ગુજરાતીઓના લેટેસ્ટ બે શોખ. એક - ટુ વ્હીલર અને બીજો - મોબાઈલ.જગતમાં સૌથી વધારે ટુ વ્હીલર ગુજરાતમાં ફરે છે. આપણું ચાલે એક રૂમમાંથી બીજા રૂમમાં જવા માટે પણ ટુ-વ્હીલર વાપરીએ. પહેલાના જમાનામાં એવું કહેવાતું તું કે 'દેવું કરીને પણ ઘી પીવું.' હવે એવું કહેવાય છે કે 'દેવું કરીને પણ બાઈક લેવું.'ગુજરાતીઓના 'દિલની સૌથી નજીક'જો કોઈ હોય તો તે છે મોબાઈલ (કેમકે આપણે મોબાઈલને હંમેશાં શર્ટના ઉપલાં ખિસ્સામાં જ રાખીએ છીએ.) જાત-જાતના મોબાઈલભાતભાતની રિંગટોનનો આપણને જબરજસ્ત ક્રેઝ છે. મોબાઈલની સૌથી વધુ સ્કિમ આપણા ગુજરાતમાં જ છે અને તેનો સૌથી વધુ લાભ પણ ગુજરાતીઓ ઉઠાવે છે. જો સ્કિમમાં 'ફ્રી' લખ્યું તો તો 'લ્લા'. રાત્રે દસથી સવારે છ, 'મોબાઈલથી મોબાઈલ ફ્રીએવી સ્કિમ જાહેર થાય એટલે ગુજરાતીઓ મચી જ પડે.. બાજુ-બાજુમાં બેઠા હોય તો પણ મોબાઈલથી મોબાઈલ વાતો કરે ! (હેલો…, અને જ્યારે બિલ આવે ત્યારે કંપનીવાળા જોડે સૌથી વધુ બબાલ પણ આપણે જ કરીએ છીએહોં ભઈ !)
ગુજરાતીઓની સ્વભાવગત ખાસિયત પણ અનોખી છે. આપણે એવર ઓપ્ટિમિસ્ટ એટલે કે સદાય આશાવાદી માણસો છીએ. શેરબજાર કભૂ...સકરતું તૂટે તો પણ આપણે આશા રાખીએ છીએ કે 'કશો વાંધો નહીં, કાલે બજાર ઉપર આવી જ જશે.' આ સાથે આપણે ગુજરાતીઓ એટલા જ ખમીરવંતા પણ છીએ. ભૂકંપ આવેપૂર આવે કે બોમ્બ બ્લાસ્ટ થાયઆપણે ત્યાં બીજા દિવસથી તો બધું રાબેતા મુજબ….
ગુજરાતીઓની એક સૌથી મોટી ખાસિયતખૂબીવિશેષતા,વિલક્ષણતા એ છે કે આપણે ગુજરાતીઓ ક્યારેય પણ કોઈનાથી ઈમ્પ્રેસ થતા નથી. સાદા શબ્દોમાં કહીએ તો આપણે ક્યારેય કોઈથી ઘીસ ખાતા નથી. ગમે તેવો મોટો ચમરબંધી હોય પણ આપણે તેનાથી અંજાઈ જતા થી. 'એ લાટસા'બ હોય તો એના ઘેરમારે શું ?' આવી તાસીર જ આપણને 'જીદ કરી દુનિયા બદલવાનીશક્તિ આપે છે અને તેના લીધે જ ગુજરાતની ધરતી પરગાંધીજીસરદાર અને ધીરુભાઈ જેવી હસ્તીઓ પાકી છે. (શું કહો છો,બરાબરને ભઈ?)હાચુ કઉં તો મને તો ઍક ગુજરાતી હોવાનો બહું ગર્વ છેતમને છે?જો હા તોઍક સાચા ગુજરાતી તરીકે તમે પણ આપણી આ 'ગુજરાતી ગૌરવ ગાથાને આગળ ધપાવો.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hae

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta h kuch aisa ho jaye.. Fir se sab dost ikhhatte ho jaye.. Paper ho per result na aaye.. Bus mai baithe aur college na aaye. Picnic jaye aur wapis na aaye. Hafte me 3 din ho or fir 1 sunday aaye. Hum bilkul naa padhe or pass ho jaye. Ab zid b apni , sapne b apne , kis se kahu kya chahiya mujhe, Manzeeli ko dhundhte hum kaha kho gaye kyu hum itne bade ho gaye kyo kyo kyo.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Dear God, I pray for a cure for cancer.

Friday is world cancer day -

I'd appreciate it if you will forward this request



A small request.. Just one line.

Dear God, I pray for a cure for cancer. 



The surprising benefits of lemon!
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Read carefully & you be the judge.
Lemon
(Citrus) is a miraculous product to kill cancer cells. It is 10,000 times stronger than chemotherapy.
Why do we not know about that? Because there are laboratories interested in making a synthetic version that will bring them huge profits. You can now help a friend in need by letting him/her know that lemon juice is beneficial in preventing the disease. Its taste is pleasant and it does not produce the horrific effects of chemotherapy. How many people will die while this closely guarded secret is kept, so as not to jeopardize the beneficial multimillionaires large corporations? As you know, the lemon tree is known for its varieties of lemons and limes. You can eat the fruit in different ways: you can eat the pulp, juice press, prepare drinks, sorbets, pastries, etc... It is credited with many virtues, but the most interesting is the effect it produces on cysts and tumors. This plant is a proven remedy against cancers of all types. Some say it
is very useful in all variants of cancer. It is considered also as an anti microbial spectrum against bacterial infections and fungi, effective against internal parasites and worms, it regulates blood pressure which is too high and an antidepressant, combats stress and nervous disorders.
The source of this information is fascinating: it comes from one of the largest drug manufacturers in the world, says that after more than 20 laboratory tests since 1970, the extracts revealed that:
It destroys the malignant cells in 12 cancers, including colon, breast, prostate, lung and pancreas ... The compounds of this tree showed 10,000 times better than the product Adriamycin, a drug normally used chemotherapeutic in the world, slowing the growth of cancer cells. And what is even more astonishing: this type of therapy with lemon extract only destroys malignant cancer cells and it does not affect healthy cells.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Chak de india

pehle haraya.......

goro ko...

phir haraya......

haramkhoro ko...

aaj haraya.....

sita maa k choro ko...

"Chak de india"



"M" is lucky for India~ M for MS Dhoni~ M for Mirpur....! India beat Bangladesh~ M for M Chinnaswamy stadium....India beat Ireland~ M for MA Chidambram stadium....India beat West Indies~ M for Motera.....India beat Australia , Next stop........M for Mohali & M for Mumbai.....:)

GIVE IT A THOUGHT!!!!!!!

Forgiving or punishing

the terrorists

is left to God.

But,

fixing their appointment

with God

is our responsibility


- Indian Army


Updated statement for this in S/W INDUSTRY........

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Forgiving or punishing

the Developer

is left to Manager.

But,

fixing their appointment

with Manager

is our responsibility


- Tester

We all knew that..... but this one is for the finishing touch, damn
good.
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Forgiving or punishing

the Manager

is left to Client.

But,

fixing their appointment

with Client

is our responsibility


-
Developer :) 

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

“GUJARAT” Government is 2nd best in the world….

At least one news about India to applaud, but sadly does not get any media attention!!!!!
“GUJARAT” Government is 2nd best in the world….
Announced by international council.
Before 10 years they had 50,000 crores loan in World Bank.
BUT
Today they have deposited 1 Lakh crore in World Bank.
In Gujarat,
“NO TASMAC”
“NO POWER CUT”
“100% LADIES STUDYING”
“WHOLE INDIA EXPORT 15% FROM GUJARAT”
“30% OF INDIAN SHARE MARKET INVESTS BY GUJARAT”
“TATA, HUNDAI, FORD, RELIANCE, HONDA, BMW, NOKIA all in GUJARAT & ETC…

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says:

"I want the men to form two queues,

one line for the men who had control over their women,
and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.

The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles
long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only
one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I
Created in you my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the
Only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud.

Learn from him!"

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL???

Try it without looking at the answers......

Please don't look down until you do it - you will be surprised!!!!!




If you are mathematically challenged - USE A CALCULATOR

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the
calculator....)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now Scroll down ..............

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Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

1. Einstein


2. Nelson Mandela


3. Abraham Lincoln


4. Helen Keller


5. Bill Gates


6. Gandhi


7. George Cloony



8. Thomas Edison



9. Mehul Prajapati


10. Abraham Lincoln


I know....

I just have that effect on people....

one day you too can be like me.... :-)

Believe it!

P.S.: Stop picking different numbers.

I am your idol, just deal with it!!!!

HAHAHA...

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Thought for the Day - Wednesday , 9th February , 2011

My mother used to ask me what the most important part of the body is.
Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct Answer.

When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, 'My ears, Mommy.'
She said, 'No. Many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it and I will ask you again soon.'

Several years passed before she asked me again. Since making my first attempt, I had contemplated the correct answer.

So this time I told her, 'Mommy, sight is very important to everybody, so it must be our eyes.'

She looked at me and told me, 'You are learning fast, but the answer is not correct because there are many people who are blind.'

Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge and over the years,
Mother asked me a couple more times and always her answer was, 'No. But you are getting smarter every year, my child.'

Then one year, my grandfather died. Everybody was hurt. Everybody was crying. Even my father cried.

I remember that especially because it was only the second time I saw him cry.
My Mom looked at me when it was our turn to say our final good-bye to my Grandfather.

She asked me, 'Do you know the most important body part yet, my dear?'

I was shocked when she asked me this now. I always thought this was a game between her and me.
She saw the confusion on my face and told me, 'This question is very important. It shows that you have really lived in your life. For every body part you gave me in the past, I have told you were wrong and I have given you an example why.

But today is the day you need to learn this important lesson.'

She looked down at me as only a mother can. I saw her eyes well up with tears. She said, 'My dear, the most important body part is your shoulder.'

I asked, 'Is it because it holds up my head?'

She replied, 'No, it is because it can hold the head of a friend or a loved one when they cry. Everybody needs a shoulder to cry on sometime in life, my dear. I only hope that you have enough love and friends that you will always have a shoulder to cry on when you need it.'


Then and there I knew the most important body part is not a selfish one. It is made for others and not for yourself. It is sympathetic to the pain of others.

People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did .. But people will NEVER forget how you made them feel.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Chota bachha

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper: "Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mummy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again, the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman!"
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to daddy and mummy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle: "ME!!."

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Delegate to all engineer friends.....

Jeans t-shirt mA FARTO HATO,aaje formal ma farto thai gayo

Kale chhokario pachhad bhagto hato,aaje costomer pachhad dodto thai gayo

Roj college ni canteen ma aaramthi jalsa karto hato ,aje company MA THANDU TIFFIN khato thai gaYO

Pulsar -karisma fervato chhokro aje train ma updown karto thai gayo

Toy loko kahe che VAH TAMARO CHOKRO TO HAVE ENGINEER THAI GAYO

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

Our Birth is our Opening Balance

Our Death is our Closing Balance

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thoughts are our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behavior are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

Our aim is, to tally the Balance Sheet accurately... and the goal is, to get the 'Best Presented Accounts' Award.