A Silly Tourist N A Boat Guy

A silly tourist asked a boat guy:

do u know Biology , psychology , geology , geography?

boat guy: NO
... ...
No to all questions.

tourist:> what the hell u know on this face of earth you will die of illiteracy !!!!

After a while boat started sinking so boat man asked the tourist :

Do u know swimology and Escapology from crocodilogy ?

Tourist :> NO

boat guy replied:> Well you will Drownology and crocodilogy will eat

your bodiology and and u will dieology becoz of your

badmouthology !!!!!!!!!