Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says:

"I want the men to form two queues,

one line for the men who had control over their women,
and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.

The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles
long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only
one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I
Created in you my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the
Only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud.

Learn from him!"

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Gabbar Singh's Character!!!!!------Really possitive attitude

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL???

Try it without looking at the answers......

Please don't look down until you do it - you will be surprised!!!!!




If you are mathematically challenged - USE A CALCULATOR

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the
calculator....)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now Scroll down ..............

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Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

1. Einstein


2. Nelson Mandela


3. Abraham Lincoln


4. Helen Keller


5. Bill Gates


6. Gandhi


7. George Cloony



8. Thomas Edison



9. Mehul Prajapati


10. Abraham Lincoln


I know....

I just have that effect on people....

one day you too can be like me.... :-)

Believe it!

P.S.: Stop picking different numbers.

I am your idol, just deal with it!!!!

HAHAHA...

Thought for the Day - Wednesday , 9th February , 2011

My mother used to ask me what the most important part of the body is.
Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct Answer.

When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, 'My ears, Mommy.'
She said, 'No. Many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it and I will ask you again soon.'

Several years passed before she asked me again. Since making my first attempt, I had contemplated the correct answer.

So this time I told her, 'Mommy, sight is very important to everybody, so it must be our eyes.'

She looked at me and told me, 'You are learning fast, but the answer is not correct because there are many people who are blind.'

Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge and over the years,
Mother asked me a couple more times and always her answer was, 'No. But you are getting smarter every year, my child.'

Then one year, my grandfather died. Everybody was hurt. Everybody was crying. Even my father cried.

I remember that especially because it was only the second time I saw him cry.
My Mom looked at me when it was our turn to say our final good-bye to my Grandfather.

She asked me, 'Do you know the most important body part yet, my dear?'

I was shocked when she asked me this now. I always thought this was a game between her and me.
She saw the confusion on my face and told me, 'This question is very important. It shows that you have really lived in your life. For every body part you gave me in the past, I have told you were wrong and I have given you an example why.

But today is the day you need to learn this important lesson.'

She looked down at me as only a mother can. I saw her eyes well up with tears. She said, 'My dear, the most important body part is your shoulder.'

I asked, 'Is it because it holds up my head?'

She replied, 'No, it is because it can hold the head of a friend or a loved one when they cry. Everybody needs a shoulder to cry on sometime in life, my dear. I only hope that you have enough love and friends that you will always have a shoulder to cry on when you need it.'


Then and there I knew the most important body part is not a selfish one. It is made for others and not for yourself. It is sympathetic to the pain of others.

People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did .. But people will NEVER forget how you made them feel.

Chota bachha

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper: "Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mummy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again, the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman!"
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to daddy and mummy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle: "ME!!."

Delegate to all engineer friends.....

Jeans t-shirt mA FARTO HATO,aaje formal ma farto thai gayo

Kale chhokario pachhad bhagto hato,aaje costomer pachhad dodto thai gayo

Roj college ni canteen ma aaramthi jalsa karto hato ,aje company MA THANDU TIFFIN khato thai gaYO

Pulsar -karisma fervato chhokro aje train ma updown karto thai gayo

Toy loko kahe che VAH TAMARO CHOKRO TO HAVE ENGINEER THAI GAYO

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

Our Birth is our Opening Balance

Our Death is our Closing Balance

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thoughts are our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behavior are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

Our aim is, to tally the Balance Sheet accurately... and the goal is, to get the 'Best Presented Accounts' Award.