pehle haraya.......
goro ko...
phir haraya......
haramkhoro ko...
aaj haraya.....
sita maa k choro ko...
"Chak de india"
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Chak de india
goro ko...
phir haraya......
haramkhoro ko...
aaj haraya.....
sita maa k choro ko...
"Chak de india"
GIVE IT A THOUGHT!!!!!!!
Forgiving or punishing
the terrorists
is left to God.
But,
fixing their appointment
with God
is our responsibility
- Indian Army
Updated statement for this in S/W INDUSTRY........
.
.
.
.
.
.
Forgiving or punishing
the Developer
is left to Manager.
But,
fixing their appointment
with Manager
is our responsibility
- Tester
We all knew that..... but this one is for the finishing touch, damn
good.
.
.
.
.
Forgiving or punishing
the Manager
is left to Client.
But,
fixing their appointment
with Client
is our responsibility
- Developer :)
the terrorists
is left to God.
But,
fixing their appointment
with God
is our responsibility
- Indian Army
Updated statement for this in S/W INDUSTRY........
.
.
.
.
.
.
Forgiving or punishing
the Developer
is left to Manager.
But,
fixing their appointment
with Manager
is our responsibility
- Tester
We all knew that..... but this one is for the finishing touch, damn
good.
.
.
.
.
the Manager
is left to Client.
But,
fixing their appointment
with Client
is our responsibility
- Developer :)
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
“GUJARAT” Government is 2nd best in the world….
At least one news about India to applaud, but sadly does not get any media attention!!!!!
“GUJARAT” Government is 2nd best in the world….
Announced by international council.
Before 10 years they had 50,000 crores loan in World Bank.
BUT
Today they have deposited 1 Lakh crore in World Bank.
In Gujarat,
“NO TASMAC”
“NO POWER CUT”
“100% LADIES STUDYING”
“WHOLE INDIA EXPORT 15% FROM GUJARAT”
“30% OF INDIAN SHARE MARKET INVESTS BY GUJARAT”
“TATA, HUNDAI, FORD, RELIANCE, HONDA, BMW, NOKIA all in GUJARAT & ETC…
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.
God comes and says:
"I want the men to form two queues,
one line for the men who had control over their women,
and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."
Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.
The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles
long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only
one man.
God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I
Created in you my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the
Only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him!"
"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
"I want the men to form two queues,
one line for the men who had control over their women,
and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."
Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.
The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles
long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only
one man.
God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I
Created in you my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the
Only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him!"
"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL???
Try it without looking at the answers......
Please don't look down until you do it - you will be surprised!!!!!
If you are mathematically challenged - USE A CALCULATOR
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the
calculator....)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
5) Add the digits together
Now Scroll down ..............
!!!
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Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:
1. Einstein
2. Nelson Mandela
3. Abraham Lincoln
4. Helen Keller
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. George Cloony
8. Thomas Edison
9. Mehul Prajapati
10. Abraham Lincoln
I know....
I just have that effect on people....
one day you too can be like me.... :-)
Believe it!
P.S.: Stop picking different numbers.
I am your idol, just deal with it!!!!
HAHAHA...
Please don't look down until you do it - you will be surprised!!!!!
If you are mathematically challenged - USE A CALCULATOR
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the
calculator....)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
5) Add the digits together
Now Scroll down ..............
!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:
1. Einstein
2. Nelson Mandela
3. Abraham Lincoln
4. Helen Keller
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. George Cloony
8. Thomas Edison
9. Mehul Prajapati
10. Abraham Lincoln
I know....
I just have that effect on people....
one day you too can be like me.... :-)
Believe it!
P.S.: Stop picking different numbers.
I am your idol, just deal with it!!!!
HAHAHA...
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Thought for the Day - Wednesday , 9th February , 2011
My mother used to ask me what the most important part of the body is.
Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct Answer.
When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, 'My ears, Mommy.'
She said, 'No. Many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it and I will ask you again soon.'
Several years passed before she asked me again. Since making my first attempt, I had contemplated the correct answer.
So this time I told her, 'Mommy, sight is very important to everybody, so it must be our eyes.'
She looked at me and told me, 'You are learning fast, but the answer is not correct because there are many people who are blind.'
Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge and over the years,
Mother asked me a couple more times and always her answer was, 'No. But you are getting smarter every year, my child.'
Then one year, my grandfather died. Everybody was hurt. Everybody was crying. Even my father cried.
I remember that especially because it was only the second time I saw him cry.
My Mom looked at me when it was our turn to say our final good-bye to my Grandfather.
She asked me, 'Do you know the most important body part yet, my dear?'
I was shocked when she asked me this now. I always thought this was a game between her and me.
She saw the confusion on my face and told me, 'This question is very important. It shows that you have really lived in your life. For every body part you gave me in the past, I have told you were wrong and I have given you an example why.
But today is the day you need to learn this important lesson.'
She looked down at me as only a mother can. I saw her eyes well up with tears. She said, 'My dear, the most important body part is your shoulder.'
I asked, 'Is it because it holds up my head?'
She replied, 'No, it is because it can hold the head of a friend or a loved one when they cry. Everybody needs a shoulder to cry on sometime in life, my dear. I only hope that you have enough love and friends that you will always have a shoulder to cry on when you need it.'
Then and there I knew the most important body part is not a selfish one. It is made for others and not for yourself. It is sympathetic to the pain of others.
People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did .. But people will NEVER forget how you made them feel.
Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct Answer.
When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, 'My ears, Mommy.'
She said, 'No. Many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it and I will ask you again soon.'
Several years passed before she asked me again. Since making my first attempt, I had contemplated the correct answer.
So this time I told her, 'Mommy, sight is very important to everybody, so it must be our eyes.'
She looked at me and told me, 'You are learning fast, but the answer is not correct because there are many people who are blind.'
Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge and over the years,
Mother asked me a couple more times and always her answer was, 'No. But you are getting smarter every year, my child.'
Then one year, my grandfather died. Everybody was hurt. Everybody was crying. Even my father cried.
I remember that especially because it was only the second time I saw him cry.
My Mom looked at me when it was our turn to say our final good-bye to my Grandfather.
She asked me, 'Do you know the most important body part yet, my dear?'
I was shocked when she asked me this now. I always thought this was a game between her and me.
She saw the confusion on my face and told me, 'This question is very important. It shows that you have really lived in your life. For every body part you gave me in the past, I have told you were wrong and I have given you an example why.
But today is the day you need to learn this important lesson.'
She looked down at me as only a mother can. I saw her eyes well up with tears. She said, 'My dear, the most important body part is your shoulder.'
I asked, 'Is it because it holds up my head?'
She replied, 'No, it is because it can hold the head of a friend or a loved one when they cry. Everybody needs a shoulder to cry on sometime in life, my dear. I only hope that you have enough love and friends that you will always have a shoulder to cry on when you need it.'
Then and there I knew the most important body part is not a selfish one. It is made for others and not for yourself. It is sympathetic to the pain of others.
People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did .. But people will NEVER forget how you made them feel.
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